Why Can't I Live in California Where It's Warm?
So my name's Mark and I'm a proud gay Californian who loves watching hockey. Weird I know. I go to school in Boston and miss In-n-Out.
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That awkward moment when all of your non-Tumblr friends find every single man you are in love with unattractive
Oh, did I say awkward moment?
I meant awkward LIFE
FALSE STATEMENT YOU HAVE AMAZING TASTE!!!!!
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WAIT FOR MEEEEEE
Jake wasn’t about to let Earl pass his speeding Ford Explorer. He decided to take the competition out with a well timed rolling tackle.
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So proud of our school’s National Coming Out Day Rally! More specifically that I threw the whole thing together and it somehow didn’t end disastrously. We even got a group together to paint our school’s cannon and passed out 600 3ft x 5ft pride flags for queer students and allies to hang in their windows.
Now back to procrastinating studying for Chinese tomorrow….
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For every Reblog $1 will be donated to my autistic brothers fundraiser :)
99% of people won’t reblog this because they think it’ll make their blog look as shitty as their heart.
(Source: fl-u-me)
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Make life take the lemons back! GET MAD!: Look at this badasstrophysicist.
His name is Neil deGrasse Tyson and he is better than you. Do want to know how powerful he is? He singlehandedly destroyed Pluto’s status as a planet. That’s right, this motherfucker DESTROYS PLANETS.
Hey girl, wanna see my telescoping rod?
Dr Handsome also has his own…
The man has also been on the Colbert Report 5 times. How many times have you been on it?
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So today we went to a traditional Chinese Medicine clinic. Some kids got acupuncture and the doctors had them lay down and they stuck a couple needles in their back. The said it only hurt when the doctor tapped in the needles into their back and when they breathed or laughed. (So of course we kept making them laugh)
I decided to try ‘cupping.’ They take a glass cup and heat it up over a lit flame. They stick it on your back (or any place for that matter) and as the air inside it cools it creates a suction cup effect and you just kinda chill there for 10 minutes. Afterwards it leaves marks for weeks apparently. It didn’t hurt but felt a little hot at first. 3 hours later and it just feels like I have welts on my back. I didn’t catch the whole explanation in Chinese but it’s supposed to make you back feel great….we’ll find out tomorrow….
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Oh Bobby. What’s with the dear in the headlights look?
The flash was probably golden…..
Likes
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Weej is trying to remove my headwear.
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“We went to war never looking to come back, but it was the real world I couldn’t survive”
